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I love to consider Mary and Joseph that very first Christmas and boy did they take the cake for creating a unique Christmas memory! They had nothing but a cold, hard ground, dark and damp cave, and not a single Christmas decoration in their travel bag.

Remember that when you feel yourself getting pulled in a million directions this season! If you take all the decorations, wrapping paper, wreaths and bows, trees and tinsel away, you still have everything needed to create Christmas memories and meaningful Christmas traditions with your family: a heart of hope and anticipation to celebrate Jesus’ birth. When December 1st comes around, it comes with both excitement and anticipation in the air but is also mixed with a tension-combo of trying to keep the budget in check, get everything done on a hyper 25-day countdown, and still be mindful of the reason for the season.

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You can read my full affiliate disclosure here. One more thing.you can cancel all my requests if you can keep my children young enough to believe in Santa.This season is one of the most special times of year for creating Christmas memories as a family and cherishing meaningful Christmas traditions! It’s a time to connect with our friends and family, create memories, carry on traditions, and celebrate the birth of our Savior! It is something I hope our children will carry on with them into their own families for generations to come. Help yourself to cookies on the table but don't eat too many or leave crumbs on the carpet. Have a safe trip and remember to leave your wet boots by the chimney and come in and dry off by the fire so you don't catch a cold. Well, Santa, the buzzer on the dryer is ringing and my son saw my feet under the laundry room door. It would be helpful if you could coerce my children to help around the house without demanding payment as if they were the bosses of an organized crime family or if my toddler didn't look so cute sneaking downstairs to eat contraband ice cream in his pajamas at midnight. Would it be too much trouble to declare ketchup a vegetable? It will clear my conscience immensely. If you don't mind I could also use a few Christmas miracles to brighten the holiday season. If it's too late to find any of these products, I'd settle for enough time to brush my teeth and comb my hair in the same morning, or the luxury of eating food warmer than room temperature without it being served in a Styrofoam container. It comes in three fluorescent colors and is guaranteed to crumble on any carpet making the in-laws' house seem just like mine. And please don't forget the Playdoh Travel Pack, the hottest stocking stuffer this year for mothers of preschoolers. I could also use a recording of Tibetan monks chanting, "Don't eat in the living room" and 'Take your hands off your brother,' because my voice seems to be just out of my children's hearing range and can only be heard by the dog.

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On the practical side, I could use a talking daughter doll that says, "Yes, Mommy" to boost my parental confidence, along with one potty-trained toddler, two kids who don't fight and three pairs of jeans that will zip all the way up without the use of power tools.

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If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like a car with fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music a television that doesn't broadcast any programs containing talking animals and a refrigerator with a secret compartment behind the crisper where I can hide to talk on the phone. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache after a day of chasing kids (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't flap in the breeze but are strong enough to carry a screaming toddler out of the candy aisle in the grocery store.

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I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years.

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I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my two children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground and figured out how to attach nine patches onto my daughter's girl scout sash with staples and a glue gun.